Archive for April, 2005

Doomsayers Say Benedict Fits World End Prophecy By Phil Stewart

Saturday, April 30th, 2005

Thu Apr 28, 9:17 AM ET

ROME (Reuters) – Pope Benedict’s ascent to the papacy took a conclave of 115 cardinals, four rounds of voting and followed a lifetime of service to the Vatican.

But ask Internet doomsayers eyeing a 12th century Catholic prophecy and they’ll tell you it was all stitched up more than eight centuries ago and that judgment day is nigh.

The prophecy — widely dismissed by scholars as a hoax — is attributed to St. Malachy, an Irish archbishop recognized by members of the Church for his ability to read the future.

Benedict, believers say, fits the description of the second-to-last pope listed under the prophecy before the Last Judgement, when the bible says God separates the wicked from the righteous at the end of time.

“The Old Testament states: ‘believe his prophets and you will prosper’ — so believe it. We are close to the return of the Judge of the nations. Christ is coming,” wrote one Internet post by the Rev. Pat Reynolds.

“Thank God for the witness of St. Malachy.”

St. Malachy was said to have had a vision during a trip to Rome around 1139 of the remaining 112 Popes. The new pope would be number 111 on that list, and is described in a text attributed to St. Malachy as the “Glory of the Olive.”

To connect Benedict, a pale, bookish German, to anything olive takes some imagination. But Malachy-watchers point to the choice of the name Benedict — an allusion to the Order of Saint Benedict, a branch of which is known as the Olivetans.

“When (he) chose the name Benedict XVI, this was seen as fulfilling the prophecy for this pope,” wrote one entry on www.wikipedia.org.

Benedict said that he chose the name partly in honor of Pope Benedict XV (1914-1922), calling him a “courageous prophet of peace.” On Wednesday, Benedict dedicated his papacy to “the service of reconciliation and harmony between peoples.”

“Perhaps Benedict XVI will be a peacemaker in the Church or in the world, and thus carry the olive branch,” speculated www.catholic-pages.com.

Another site, www.bibleprobe.com, went even further, showing a picture of Benedict holding olive branches in March during Palm Sunday celebrations.

“Is this the Pope of Peace (olive)?” it asked in the caption.

Critics widely dismiss the Malachy prophecy as a forgery and possible propaganda meant to influence a 16th century conclave. Doses of skepticism even appear on the most energetic Malachy web pages.

But believers point out similarities between the prophecy’s descriptions and past pontificates. Pope John Paul II, number 110, was described in the prophecy as “de labore solis” — or “of the labor of the sun.”

He was born on May 18, 1920, the same day as a solar eclipse. The pontiff was buried on April 8, 2005 — the same day as a partial eclipse, visible in the Americas.

More pressing for doomsayers are the prophecy’s references to the last Pope on the list, Peter the Roman, who will lead the Church before “the formidable judge will judge his people.”

Since Benedict is already 78 years old, they say Peter the Roman must be coming soon, and with him, the end of the world.

“His reign will only last a few years at most. This signals that we are living in what may be the end of days as we know it,” said one Web Site entry by someone calling himself SmartBob.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/s/nm/pope_prophecy_dc

Efforts To Privatize Health Care System Ignore Real Issues, Columnist Writes

Saturday, April 30th, 2005

Access this story and related links online:

http://www.kaisernetwork.org/daily_reports/rep_index.cfm?DR_ID=29715

The U.S. health care system “is desperately in need of reform,” but “it will be very hard to get useful reform for two reasons: vested interests and ideology,” columnist Paul Krugman writes in a New York Times opinion piece, part of an ongoing series on health care. Krugman writes that “America is ruled by conservatives” who have a “private obsession: they believe that more privatization, not less, is always the answer,” despite evidence of a “private sector gone bad.” In the column, Krugman cites the 2004 Economic Report of the President, which he says “takes a Panglossian view” of the uninsured – that foregoing health insurance is a “matter of choice” for many U.S. residents. Krugman writes, “President Bush didn’t cause the crisis in American health care,” adding that Bush’s health care policies “have made things only a little bit worse.” Krugman concludes, “[E]ven though all the evidence suggests that we would be much better off under a system of universal coverage, any such move will be fiercely opposed, on principle, by conservatives who want us to move in the opposite direction” (Krugman, New York Times, 4/29).

National Counterintelligence Executive (NCIX)- Industrial Espionage

Saturday, April 30th, 2005

The 2004 Foreign Economic and Industrial Espionage Report “The threat to the United States from foreign economic collection and industrial espionage is appraised in these annual reports to Congress.

Compiled by the ONCIX, these threat assessments represent significant contributions from the Counterintelligence Community.”

http://www.ncix.gov/publications/reports_speeches/reports/fecie_all/Index_fecie.html

“WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IS TRUE EVEN THOUGH YOU CANNOT PROVE IT?” – GEORGE B. DYSON

Saturday, April 30th, 2005

Great minds can sometimes guess the truth before they have either the evidence or arguments for it (Diderot called it having the “esprit de divination”). What do you believe is true even though you cannot prove it

http://www.edge.org/q2005/q05_print.html

GEORGE B. DYSON
Science Historian; Author, Project Orion

Interspecies coevolution of languages on the Northwest Coast.

During the years I spent kayaking along the coast of British Columbia and Southeast Alaska, I observed that the local raven populations spoke in distinct dialects, corresponding surprisingly closely to the geographic divisions between the indigenous human language groups. Ravens from Kwakiutl, Tsimshian, Haida, or Tlingit territory sounded different, especially in their characteristic “tok” and “tlik.”

I believe this correspondence between human language and raven language is more than coincidence, though this would be difficult to prove.

NASA – CONCUSSION DETECTOR

Saturday, April 30th, 2005

A device to detect brain injuries on the sidelines of a football game, on a battlefield, or in the emergency room has been developed by researchers at Georgia Tech and Emory University.

Called DETECT [Display Enhanced Testing for Concussions and mTBI (mild traumatic brain injuries) system], the device, which includes software applications, a portable computer, and an LCD display in the headgear, assesses problems associated with concussions.

When suffering from mTBI, a person will have difficulty with certain types of thinking controlled by different areas of the brain, such as working memory, complex reaction, and multi-tasking. DETECT runs the wearer through three types of neuropsychological tests that measure the function of several parts of the brain. While a typical mTBI test requires 1-2 hours of testing, DETECT performs neuropsychological tests in an immersive environment in about 7 minutes.

Visit http://link.abpi.net/l.php?20050428A7 for the full story.

Tennessee version of Windows

Saturday, April 30th, 2005

Dear Consumers:

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2005 TENNESSEE EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of TENNESSEE.

If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The TENNESSEE EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2005, with a background picture of Waylon and Willie superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Please also note:

The Recycle Bin is labeled “Outhouse”
My Computer is called “This Dern Contraption”
Dial Up Networking is called “Good Ol’ Boys”
Control Panel is known as “The Dashboard”
Hard Drive is referred to as “4-Wheel Drive”
Floppies are “Them little ol’ plastic thangs”
Instead of an error message, “Duct Tape” pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN TENNESSEE EDITION:
Cancel…………stopdat
Reset………….try’er agin
Yes……………yep
No…………….nope
Find…………..hunt fer it
Go to………….over yonder
Back…………..back yonder
Help…………..hep me out here
Stop…………..kwitit (WHOA!)
Start………….crank’er up
Settings……….settins
Programs……… stuff at duz stuff
Documents……. .stuff ah done did

Also note that the TENNESSEE EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.
Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2005:

Tiperiter…………………a word processing program
Colerin’ Book……………..a graphics program
Cyferin’ Mersheen………….calculator
Outhouse Paper…………….notepad
Inner-net…………………Microsoft explorer 5.0
Pitchers………………….a graphics viewer

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the TENNESSEE EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

I hope this helps all y’all!

Billy Bob Gates