Archive for March, 2007

Saturday March 31, 2007 – “IF I DIE IN IRAQ THIS TIME, I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT COMING BACK AGAIN.” — Staff Sgt. Brian Mancini, 28, taking part in the “surge” in Baghdad

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

Computers than can scan your mind

“The U.S. military is working on computers than can scan your mind and adapt to what you’re thinking. Since 2000, Darpa, the Pentagon’s blue-sky research arm, has spearheaded a far-flung, nearly $70 million effort to build prototype cockpits, missile control stations and infantry trainers that can sense what’s occupying their operators’ attention, and adjust how they present information, accordingly. Similar technologies are being employed to help intelligence analysts find targets easier by tapping their unconscious reactions.

It’s all part of a broader Darpa push to radically boost the performance of American troops. ‘Computers today, you have to learn how they work,’ says Navy Commander Dylan Schmorrow, who served as Darpa’s first program manager for this Augmented Cognition project.”

Learn more in Wired News.

http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,72996-0.html

From:

http://www.futurebrief.com/

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Beck likened Gore to Nazi propagandist, let Inhofe distort his climate change testimony

On the March 22 edition of his CNN Headline News program, Glenn Beck allowed Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) to distort former Vice President Al Gore’s March 21 testimony before the Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works. Meanwhile, Beck himself likened Gore to Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels for Gore’s statement, during his testimony before the House Committee on Energy and Commerce, that he would initiate a “mass persuasion campaign” to urge Congress to act on climate change.

Read more

http://mediamatters.org/items/dailyemail/200703230013?src=other

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Beck said “I’m a little ashamed” for calling O’Donnell “a fat witch” — then added, “But she’s so fat”

On the March 23 broadcast of his nationally syndicated radio show, Glenn Beck discussed the March 22 edition of MSNBC’s Countdown, in which host Keith Olbermann named Beck the runner-up in his nightly “Worst Person in the World” segment. Olbermann gave Beck the title for calling Rosie O’Donnell “a fat witch” and mocking her weight during the March 22 broadcast of his radio show, as documented by Media Matters for America. In response, Beck said: “I wasn’t calling her — I believe I was stating a fact.” Steve Burguiere, the show’s executive producer and head writer known on-air as “Stu,” replied, “Yeah, and I believe that’s a scientific consensus.”

Read more

http://mediamatters.org/items/dailyemail/200703230012?src=other

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Documents show Gonzales approved firings of U.S. attorneys

24 Mar 2007

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales approved plans to fire several U.S. attorneys in a November meeting, according to documents released Friday that contradict earlier claims that he was not closely involved in the dismissals. The Nov. 27 meeting, in which the attorney general and at least five top Justice Department officials participated, focused on a five-step plan for carrying out the firings of the prosecutors, Justice Department officials said late Friday.

At:

http://www.miningjournal.net/stories/articles.asp?articleID=12898

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GAO Faults U.S. Military Over Munitions in Iraq –

Report Says ‘Insurgents’ Took Unsecured Explosives 23 Mar 2007 The U.S. military’s faulty war plans and insufficient troops in Iraq left thousands and possibly millions of tons of conventional munitions unsecured or in the hands of ‘insurgent’ [US] groups after the 2003 invasion — allowing widespread looting of weapons and explosives used to make roadside bombs that cause the bulk of U.S. casualties, according to a government report released yesterday. [The US keeps Iraq in a constant state of chaos and violence so that there is a 'need' for Halliburton, KBR and Blackwater USA to stay in Iraq and continue to make billion$ off of Bush's war crimes. --LRP]

At:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/22/AR2007032202017.html

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This is where the oil meets the water!

March 24th, 2007 marks the eighteenth year since the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill spoiled the pristine waters of Alaska’s Prince William Sound. Not surprisingly (although many still don’t know), ExxonMobil still has not paid the punitive damages it owes the spill victims. That means Exxon has dragged more than 30,000 people and their families through 13 years of litigation by appealing every guilty verdict it’s been given since 1994! During this time 6,000 plaintiffs have died waiting for compensation.

BUT WAIT…IT GETS EVEN MORE OUTRAGEOUS!

ExxonMobil is risking a Valdez-like disaster every day by continuing to operate the largest, most dangerous oil tanker in the area – Exxon Valdez’s sister ship, the Sea River Long Beach. Like the Valdez, the Sea River Long Beach is an old single-hulled supertanker – the only one still operating in the area.

Punitive damages are awarded not just for excessive suffering by the plaintiffs but also to deter reckless behavior. Perhaps if ExxonMobil finally paid the punitive damages it owes then it might think twice about risking another devastating oil spill in the area.

Apparently ExxonMobil is confident it can wait out both the plaintiffs and the law before it has to spend a dime toward preventive action. Nevermind that ExxonMobil banked nearly $40 billion in profits last year and $36.1 billion in 2005.

The victims of the Exxon Valdez oil spill will soon unveil a 7-foot tall wooden ExxonMobil Ridicule Pole. The special totem pole is a native Alaskan tradition meant to force a person of high standing to pay a debt or obligation.

We may not be able to be there with them in Alaska, but we are joining them in solidarity by sending a fax to Exxon’s CEO Rex Tillerson and Exxon Board Chair Michael J. Boskin at Stanford University.

Click here to send your fax now.

http://ga3.org/campaign/exxon_anniversary

To learn more, see

http://www.exxposeexxon.com/newsroom/valdez_18yr.html

BACKGROUND

The Exxon Valdez oil spill is the most devastating oil spill in U.S. History. Hundreds of thousands of fish, seabirds, bald eagles, otters, seals and whales were maimed and killed. The native communities whose lives depended on those waters for commercial and subsistence fishing were, and still are, devastated. Only ten out of 30 species and services harmed by the spill have recovered, and seven show little to no improvement at all. The multi-million dollar herring fish industry that once supported the local economy and ecosystem was wiped out by the Exxon Valdez spill and remains closed indefinitely. In 1994, ExxonMobil was found “reckless” by judge and jury and ordered to pay $5 billion in punitive damages to the victims of the spill. ExxonMobil continues to argue it should pay only $25 million. In 2006, the damages were lowered to $2.5 billion plus interest in a 2-to-1 vote based on a recent Supreme Court ruling that lowers punitive damage awards. The one dissenting judge adamantly voted to maintain the $4.5 billion award. ExxonMobil has again asked the court to reconsider.

If you have any questions or thoughts, please feel free to email or call me.

Shawnee Hoover
Campaign Director
Web: http://www.ExxposeExxon.com
Email: shoover@exxposeexxon.com

Tel. (202) 546-9707

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U.S. Interests in Central Asia and the Challenges to Them

The author assesses U.S. interests in Central Asia and the challenges to them. He recommends policies designed to meet those challenges to American policy in this increasingly more important area of the world.
Published March 2007, Authored by Dr. Stephen J. Blank

At:

http://www.strategicstudiesinstitute.army.mil/pubs/display.cfm?pubID=758

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CRS Report – The Cost of Iraq, Afghanistan, and Other Global War on Terror Operations Since 9/11

The Cost of Iraq, Afghanistan, and Other Global War on Terror Operations Since 9/11 – Updated March 14, 2007.

“With enactment of FY2007 appropriations, Congress has approved a total of about $510 billion for military operations, base security, reconstruction, foreign aid, embassy costs, and veterans’ health care for the three operations initiated since the 9/11 attacks: Operation Enduring Freedom (OEF) covering Afghanistan and other counter terror operations, Operation Noble Eagle (ONE) providing enhanced security at military bases, and Operation Iraqi Freedom (OIF), Iraq.”

At:

http://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/natsec/RL33110.pdf

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Borowitz Report – Forgotten Anniversary Shocker

Iraqis Angry That U.S. Forgot Anniversary of War

Shiites, Sunnis Enraged Over Absence of Flowers

Iraqi citizens, already furious at the United States for a host of issues, are now miffed that the U.S. apparently forgot the fourth anniversary of the war there, sources said today.

Across the war-torn nation, Iraqis expressed a range of emotions from dismay to outright anger at the U.S. for failing to recognize the fourth anniversary of the March 2003 invasion.

And while Sunnis and Shiites have found little to agree about as sectarian violence has surged in recent weeks, they both seemed in accord about one thing today: the United States should have at least sent flowers.

“A fourth anniversary is a big deal, and it should have been marked with a tasteful bouquet,” said Tikrit resident Hassan El-Medfaai, 47. “Apparently, this anniversary means a lot more to us than it does to them.”

At the White House, aides were scrambling to make amends with the Iraqi people over the apparent omission, with President Bush reportedly suggesting that the U.S. send an “I Wuv You” bear and a Mylar balloon with the words “Mission Accomplished” on it.

But in an interview on Fox News, Vice President Dick Cheney defended the U.S.’s failure to recognize the anniversary, telling reporters, “When we invaded four years ago, the Iraqis didn’t greet us with flowers, either.”

Vice President Cheney added that a fourth anniversary is not “a major one,” and that the U.S. would still be in Iraq to celebrate the twenty-fifth.

Elsewhere, the Department of Homeland Security raised the nation’s terror alert level based on reports that Britney Spears had checked out of rehab.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

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three to see

Tom Toles: congress response to global warming

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Jack Ohman: what congress wants… what the white house wants

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Bad Reporter (Don Asmussen): sells for $$$billion

http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2007/03/23/950×314-badreporter.gif

Saturday March 24, 2007 – “Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule – and both commonly succeed, and are right.” – H. L. Mencken

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

The winter 2006-07 issue of the UCAR Quarterly is now on line. In this issue:

The WAS*IS revolution
–Workshops aim to transform weather research

http://www.ucar.edu/communications/quarterly/winter0607/wasis.jsp

–A sampler of projects by WAS*IS graduates

http://www.ucar.edu/communications/quarterly/winter0607/wasis.jsp#graduates

Tuning into trace gases
New laser-based sensor detects scarce compounds aloft

http://www.ucar.edu/communications/quarterly/winter0607/trace.jsp

Translating the atmosphere
–Spanish-language products blossom on UCAR Web sites

http://www.ucar.edu/communications/quarterly/winter0607/translate.jsp

The top of the greenhouse
–Climate change affecting Earth’s outermost atmosphere

http://www.ucar.edu/communications/quarterly/winter0607/greenhouse.jsp

–Connecting Earth and space weather

http://www.ucar.edu/communications/quarterly/winter0607/greenhouse.jsp#space

Computing in Wyoming
–Modelers ponder a potential new collaboratory

http://www.ucar.edu/communications/quarterly/winter0607/wyoming.jsp

–Where’s SCD?

http://www.ucar.edu/communications/quarterly/winter0607/wyoming.jsp#scd

A Renaissance woman joins NCAR
–New associate director links research, policy, and education

http://www.ucar.edu/communications/quarterly/winter0607/stephenson-hawk.jsp

President’s Corner
–Connecting the dots: Earth science partnerships between South and North America

http://www.ucar.edu/communications/quarterly/winter0607/president.jsp

Science Bit
The summer weekday effect: industry heats up Tokyo, moistens U.S. Southeast

http://www.ucar.edu/communications/quarterly/winter0607/science.jsp

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CNN’s Bash: Dems “defy the president point blank” in approving subpoenas

On the March 21 edition of CNN Newsroom, CNN congressional correspondent Dana Bash asserted that the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Commercial and Administrative Law was going to “pretty much defy the president point blank” by voting to authorize (which the subcommittee subsequently did) subpoenas for White House senior adviser Karl Rove and other current and former administration officials in the ongoing investigation into the fired U.S. attorneys. Bash did not explain how the Democrats’ insistence that current and former White House staff testify in public and under oath constituted defiance of the president, rather than President Bush’s insistence that interviews be conducted in private, not under oath, and with no written record being a defiance of Congress and its oversight responsibilities.

Read more

http://mediamatters.org/items/dailyemail/200703210009?src=other

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‘Bush can come fight here.’ “It is like the movie ‘Groundhog Day.’” –US troops in Iraq want out

20 Mar 2007

For US troops from 9th Cavalry Regiment bumping around the dangerous streets of Baghdad in Humvees after dark on Monday, news that their deployment in Iraq could be extended fell like a hammer blow. “We just want to get out of here as soon as possible,” said one vehicle commander in one of his few printable comments. “Bush should send all the Death Row prisoners here and they can be killed fighting the terrorists. We’ve had enough,” said another soldier, as the Humvee accelerated past a roadside car in case it exploded. Added yet another, “Bush can come fight here. He can take my 1,000 dollars a month and I’ll go home.”

At:

http://www.france24.com/france24Public/en/administration/afp-news.html?id=070320004302.w8d2wm3v

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US penalties threaten Iran oil projects

22 Mar 2007

The Bush regime has quietly been warning energy companies, including Shell, Repsol and SKS, the Malaysian oil company, as well as the governments of China, India, Pakistan and Malaysia, that penalties are possible if they pursue energy deals with Iran. As a result, several huge projects planned for Iran could be vulnerable… The Bush Administration has tried to avoid diplomatic or political controversies through talks.

At:

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/us-penalties-threaten-iran-oil-projects/2007/03/21/1174153159618.html

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MORE GLOBAL WARMING EDITS SEE LIGHT OF DAY

http://www.prwatch.org/node/5877

The U.S. House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform released documents showing “hundreds of instances” where a former and current oil industry lobbyist had edited government reports to downplay the impact of human activities on global warming trends. Committee chair Henry Waxman (D-Calif.) said the documents suggested “a systematic White House effort to minimize the significance of climate change.” The edits were by Philip A. Cooney, the former chief of staff of the White House Council on Environmental Quality. Cooney, who has no scientific credentials, worked for the American Petroleum Institute prior to the Bush administration position and is now working for Exxon Mobil. Cooney said that his edits were meant to reflect the “most authoritative and current views of the state of scientific knowledge.” NASA climate expert Dr. James Hansen warned at the House hearing, “If public affairs offices are left under the control of political appointees, it seems to me that inherently they become offices of propaganda.”

SOURCE: New York Times, March 20, 2007

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Iraq War Supplemental: Troops and Costs

ERIK LEAVER, erik@ips-dc.org,

http://ips-dc.org/iraq/supplemental.htm

A research fellow at the Institute for Policy Studies, Leaver is closely following the supplemental. He said today: “Contrary to what has been discussed, the proposed supplemental ensures continued U.S. troops in Iraq beyond August 2008. In addition to the granting of waivers for the President to allow non-combat ready troops and continue the use of stop-loss, the legislation allows for: 40,000 to 80,000 troops in Iraq as ‘trainers,’ ‘counter-terrorist forces,’ or for ‘protection for embassy/diplomats.’

“There is nothing in the legislation about contractors or mercenary forces, which now number about 100,000 in Iraq. …

“The bill notes that no funds shall be expended to ‘Establish any military installation or base for the purpose of providing for the permanent stationing of the U.S. Armed Forces in Iraq’ — but provides billions for military construction funds.”

From: Institute for Public Accuracy

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THE HIDDEN SCANDAL WITHIN THE PROSECUTOR PURGE

By Melissa McEwan

Melissa McEwan: Why do so many Bush administration officials refuse to use email?

At:

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/49568/

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New Research from the New York Fed – “What Has Homeland Security Cost? An Assessment: 2001-2005,” by Bart Hobijn and Erick Sager

While homeland security is widely seen as an important national objective, the costs of this effort are not well understood. An analysis of public and private expenditures on homeland security shows that overall spending rose by $44 billion between 2001 and 2005–a clear increase but one that represents a gain of only ¼ of 1 percent as a share of U.S. GDP. Private sector expenditures increased very modestly in dollar terms and remained unchanged as a fraction of the sector’s GDP.

Read the full article:

http://www.newyorkfed.org/research/current_issues/ci13-2.html

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THINK THE NATION’S DEBT DOESN’T AFFECT YOU? THINK AGAIN

By John F. Ince, AlterNet

In addition to borrowing from the world’s poorest countries, Bush & Co. are secretly confiscating your hard-earned dollars to support their out-of-control spending habits.

At:

http://www.alternet.org/stories/49418/

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three to see

Steve Benson: The Other Recon

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David Horsey: you’re our front-runner?!

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Mike Lester: americans hate a loser

http://cagle.com/working/070321/lester.jpg

Friday March 23, 2007 – “The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.” Thomas Szasz

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

The Upside of Assholes: Is there Virtue in Bad Workplace Behavior?

Robert I. Sutton

Bob Sutton employs his signature frankness to discuss whether the bad behavior of workplace bullies and jerks should be tolerated in the name of success. While referencing such famous assholes as Steve Jobs of Apple or Hall of Fame baseball player Ty Cobb, Sutton debates the value of getting results with a strategic temper tantrum.

http://changethis.com/32.01.UpsideAssholes

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Five national news programs hosted DeLay, only one mentioned his current indictments

Since January 1, former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX) has been a guest on two NBC News programs and has participated in three cable news interviews. But on only one of these programs did a host mention that DeLay is currently under indictment in Texas on both money laundering and conspiracy charges relating to a campaign finance probe. The other four programs also failed to note that DeLay was forced from the House leadership by his own party following his indictment in 2005 and resigned from Congress in 2006 after Tony C. Rudy, his former deputy chief of staff, pleaded guilty to conspiracy and corruption charges related to the federal investigation surrounding convicted GOP lobbyist Jack Abramoff:

Read more

http://mediamatters.org/items/dailyemail/200703200010?src=other

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Scientist accuses White House of ‘Nazi’ tactics

19 Mar 2007

A government scientist, under sharp questioning by a federal panel for his outspoken views on global warming, stood by his view today that the Bush administration’s information policies smacked of Nazi Germany. James Hansen, director of the Goddard Institute for Space Studies in the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, took particular issue with the administration’s rule that a government information officer listen in on his interviews with reporters and its refusal to allow him to be interviewed by National Public Radio.

At:

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-sci-climate20mar20,1,1206407.story

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DESTROYING JOURNALISM IN ORDER TO SAVE IT

http://www.prwatch.org/node/5850

While fleeing an ambush in Afghanistan, U.S. soldiers reportedly opened fire on civilian cars and pedestrians and then destroyed photos and video taken at the scene by freelance journalists. Destroying the evidence was necessary, a military official explained later, to protect “investigative integrity” because photos or video taken by “untrained people” might “capture visual details that are not as they originally were.” He added, “We are completely committed to a free and independent press, and we hope that we can help
encourage this tradition in places where new and free governments are taking root.” Associated Press Executive Editor Kathleen Carroll remained unconvinced. “In democratic societies,” she noted, “legitimate journalists are allowed to work without having their equipment seized and their images deleted.”

SOURCE: Miami Herald, March 10, 2007

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Plant closing frustrates residents … and more

WRIC – Richmond,VA,USA

Residents in a small Georgia town where a salmonella outbreak has led to the closing of one of the town’s biggest employers say they’re growing impatient. …

http://www.wric.com/Global/story.asp?S=6199435

Third Plant To Shut Down In Four Weeks

WYMT – Hazard,KY,USA

There’s news today of another plant closing in central Kentucky, the third such announcement in the past four weeks. This time Rockcastle County takes the …

http://www.wkyt.com/wymtnews/headlines/6365327.html

Ellenville plant closing will eliminate 262 jobs – Times Herald-Record

Ellenville plant closing will eliminate 262 jobsTimes Herald-Record, NY -Mar 2, 2007

“This town is going to become a ghost town.” Glum workers sat in their cars and pickup trucks at the Route 209 traffic light outside the plant after the …

http://cancelmail.pro43mod.org/ellenville-plant-closing-will-eliminate-262-jobs-times-herald-record-070320-023707.html

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ETHANOL: FEED A PERSON FOR A YEAR OR FILL UP AN SUV? … and more

By Robert Bryce, CounterPunch

While politicians and Big Agriculture insist on casting the need for ethanol in terms of national security, the larger issue is a moral one: are we going to use our precious farmland to grow food, or use it to make motor fuel?

http://www.alternet.org/envirohealth/48790/

USDA: Ethanol will drive up meat prices

Coldwater Daily Reporter – Coldwater,MI,USA

WASHINGTON — As corn producers nationwide gear up for a growing season marked by an expanding ethanol market, the United States Department of Agriculture …

http://www.thedailyreporter.com/articles/2007/03/12/news/news06.txt

Ethanol’s Growing List of Enemies

Truth about Trade & Technology – Des Moine,IA,USA

The ethanol movement is sprouting a vocal crop of critics. While politicians including President George W. Bush and farmers across the Midwest hope that the …

http://www.truthabouttrade.org/article.asp?id=7259

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House Overwhelmingly Passes Presidential Records Act Reform Bill

March 20th, 2007

The ‘Presidential Records Act Amendments of 2007′ (H.R. 1255) passed the House on March 14, 2007, by a vote of 333-93. It is key to note that 104 Republicans voted for the bill with 93 opposed. Democrats unanimously supported the bill. This overwhelming level of support may prove to be critical down the road since it is well above the two-thirds total that would be required to override a possible presidential veto. On March 13, 2007, the Office of Management and Budget (OMB) issued a Statement of Administration Policy (SAP) threatening a presidential veto should the legislation pass the Congress. The SAP alleges that H.R. 1255 would cause a proliferation of lawsuits from those seeking access to presidential records. OMB also asserted that Congress was encroaching on the constitutionally-based prerogative of executive privilege.

The floor debate, and text of the bill, can be found in the Congressional
Record

http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getpage.cgi?dbname=2007_record&page=H2496&position=all

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Who’s watching the president?

The GOP abandoned White House oversight, and the results were disastrous.
March 21, 2007

AT TIMES, President Bush’s second term has resembled a laboratory test of what happens to a large institution when all mechanisms of accountability are disabled.

The results have not been pretty.

Hurricane Katrina, the chaotic occupation and reconstruction of Iraq, the breakdown at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, the FBI’s abuse of Patriot Act powers, the troubling dismissals of eight U.S. attorneys — everywhere, the administration has been plagued by an epidemic of incompetence.

Bush has stumbled so badly at managing the basic responsibilities of government that even the National Review, the flagship magazine of the conservative movement and hardly a traditional critic of the president, used its latest cover to plaintively ask: “Can’t anyone here play this game?”

How did it come to this for an administration that, as the National Review noted, initially portrayed itself as buttoned-down “adults” returning to Washington after President Clinton’s baby boom bacchanal?

The answer begins with Bush’s management style. He combines a distaste for details with a tendency to prize loyalty over performance.

Shaped by those attitudes, Bush typically worries more about signaling resolve to his critics by denying failures inside his government than demanding excellence by punishing it. That impulse explains how Bush could present a prestigious medal to George J. Tenet — who had resigned months earlier as CIA chief — after his agency’s declarations about Iraqi weapons of mass destruction crumbled like sand, and how Donald H. Rumsfeld survived so long as Defense secretary while Iraq disintegrated.

Bush’s instincts were dangerously reinforced by the Republican-controlled Congress, which viewed itself less as an independent branch of government than as a junior partner to the White House in the American equivalent of a parliamentary system.

Complete article at:

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-brownstein21mar21-2,0,4942983.column?coll=la-opinion-underdog

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Borowitz Report – Irani Taunt Shocker

President of Iran Declares War on Sparta

Vows to Nuke 300 Warriors

In what foreign policy experts believe to be a direct response to the hit movie “300,” Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today declared war on Sparta.

Even for the mercurial Mr. Ahmadinejad, the move struck many diplomatic insiders as extraordinary, since the consensus in the international community is that the city-state of Sparta no longer exists.

But according to a close associate of Mr. Ahmadinejad, the Iranian president’s thoughts turned to war after seeing a matinee showing of “300” this past Saturday at the Tehran Cineplex 12.

“He was hopping mad at the way the Spartans kicked the Persians’ butts,” the aide said. “I haven’t seen him this angry since he saw that thing with Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore.”

At a press conference in Tehran today, President Ahmadinejad directed his most barbed comments at the 300 Spartan warriors depicted in the film.

“So you think you are a match for the entire Persian army?” Mr. Ahmadinejad said. “Well, let’s see if you’re a match for Iran’s nuclear program!”

Hours after the Iran president issued his taunt, however, White House spokesman Tony Snow pounced on the remarks, claiming that they were proof that Iran’s nuclear program was not as peaceful as Mr. Ahmadinejad has purported.

But Mr. Ahmadinejad rebutted Mr. Snow’s charges, telling reporters in Tehran, “We have been building a nuclear reactor for peaceful purposes only, but now we plan to drop that peaceful reactor on top of those damned Spartans.”

Elsewhere, a new report indicates that the British eat too much salt, Americans do not eat enough fruit and vegetables, and Nicole Richie has not eaten since 2004.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

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three to see

Jack Ohman: another mistake made

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Ted Rall: u.s. has decided to outsource it’s wars to india

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Justin Bilicki: we (halliburton) have nothing to hide

http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoon/display.cfm/32698/

Thursday March 22, 2007 – The correct use of language leads to the correct behavior of people – Confucius

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

 

100 Ways to Kill a Concept:

Michael Iva

So, you’ve got an idea. A big idea. But will your idea take flight? Not if you let your concept be killed by all the usual excuses you hear from your managers, your bosses, your spouses—excuses motivated by fear or possessiveness. In this wide-ranging manifesto, Iva offers you ways to persuade someone to embrace your idea, to not be swayed by negative responses, and to utilize your creativity.

At:
http://changethis.com/32.04.100WaysKillConcept

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Latching onto L.A. Times op-ed, Limbaugh sings “Barack, The Magic Negro”

On the March 19 broadcast of his nationally syndicated radio show, host Rush Limbaugh highlighted a March 19 Los Angeles Times op-ed that described Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) as “running for an equally important unelected office, in the province of the popular imagination — the ‘Magic Negro’” — a term used by critics of pop culture to describe certain benevolent African-American characters. Limbaugh stated: “The term ‘Magic Negro’ has been thrown into the political presidential race in the mix for 2008. And the term ‘Magic Negro,’ as applied to Barack Obama has been done by an L.A. Times columnist, David Ehrenstein.” Limbaugh later asserted: “I’m going to keep referring to him as that because I want to make a bet that by the end of this week I will own that term,” adding, “If I refer to Obama the rest of the day as the ‘Magic Negro,’ there will be a number of people in the drive-by media and on left-wing blogs who will credit me for coming up with it and ignore the L.A. Times did it, simply because they can’t be critical of the L.A. Times, but they can, obviously, be critical of talk radio.” Limbaugh continued to refer to Obama as the “Magic Negro” throughout the broadcast — 27 times, to be exact — and at one point sang “Barack, the Magic Negro” to the tune of “Puff, the Magic Dragon.” Limbaugh defended his use of the song, stating, “Well, that’s what we always do here. We do parodies and satires on the idiocy and phoniness of the left.”

Read more
http://mediamatters.org/items/dailyemail/200703200012?src=other

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US troops in Iraq want out

20 Mar 2007

For US troops from 9th Cavalry Regiment bumping around the dangerous streets of Baghdad in Humvees after dark on Monday, news that their deployment in Iraq could be extended fell like a hammer blow. Their commanders had cautioned that their second one-year tour due to end in October could be prolonged while US President [sic] George W. Bush later warned troops it was too soon to “pack up and go home.” The expletives during the four-hour night patrol turned the air in the Humvee, already thick with cigarette smoke, a dark shade of blue.

At:
http://www.france24.com/france24Public/en/administration/afp-news.html?id=070320004302.w8d2wm3v

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Dubai group in talks on U.S. aviation assets: source

19 Mar 2007

Dubai Aerospace Enterprise (DAE) is nearing a deal to buy a series of aviation businesses from U.S. private equity firm Carlyle Group for more than $1.5 billion, a source familiar with the matter said on Monday. As part of the agreement, DAE would buy Landmark Aviation, an aircraft maintenance provider, and Standard Aero, which provides repair and overhaul services at airport terminals for small-jet aviation and some military transports, according to the source.

At:
 

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory?id=2965233

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“There’s Always Money For War”

This week, the House is expected to vote on the proposed $100 billion military supplemental.

FRANCES FOX PIVEN, fpiven@email.gc.cuny.edu ,

http://www.thirdworldtraveler.com/Bush_Gang/War_At_Home.html

Piven’s most recent books are “The War at Home: The Domestic Costs of Bush’s Militarism” and “Challenging Authority: How Ordinary People Change America.” She said today: “The supplemental spending bill … is an attempt to straddle continuing divisions, by combining nearly $100 billion in new war spending with a timetable for troop withdrawal, and some supplemental domestic spending. Of course, even if it passes, the bill may well turn out to be largely symbolic, since it faces both the Senate and the prospect of a presidential veto.

“Nevertheless, the bill crafted by the Democratic House majority is cautious because the leaders are trying to protect their flanks from the unknown consequences of withdrawal as the next election approaches. They are, after all, politicians. But … the antiwar movement is gaining momentum, encouraged by the fact that the new Democratic Congress can’t ignore them as the old one did. That the movement matters is evident in the fact that the House bill faces not only unified Republican opposition, but the prospect of at least 15 defections from Democrats bridling at the compromise the bill represents.”

Piven is Distinguished Professor of Political Science and Sociology at the Graduate School and University Center of the City University of New York. Her past books include “The Breaking of the American Social Compact.”

From: Institute for Public Accuracy

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three to see

This Modern World: Mistakes were made!
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Jim Morin: those liberals in congress ought to clean up their act
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David Horsey: wow! they fired you too?!
http://carapace.weblogs.us/wp-admin/12-11-07 150.164.90.34

Wednesday March 21, 2007 – As men, we are all equal in the presence of death. – Publilius Syrus

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

 

LATEST VERSION OF PAY FOR PLAY: BUCKS FOR BLOGS

http://www.prwatch.org/node/5846

Beware the blog that gushes about a product, movie, or anything you might consider purchasing. There’s a chance that the blogger is on the payroll of “new marketing middlemen such as PayPerPost Inc. that connect advertisers with mom-and-pop webmasters.” PayPerPost alone pays 15,500 bloggers for inserting their clients into blog postings. Other companies that pay bloggers for mentions include ReviewMe, Loud Launch and SponsoredReviews.com. Not all bloggers think it’s a good idea. “PayPerPost versus authentic blogging is like comparing prostitution with making love to someone you care for deeply. No one with any level of ethics would get involved with these clowns,” said Jason McCabe Calacanis, co-founder of Weblogs Inc. The quid pro quo is multilayered; one sponsored blogger’s “traffic has doubled thanks partly to PayPerPost’s fanatical users, who link often to fellow Posties. That gives her a bigger audience for her unpaid musings.” The Federal Trade Commission recently directed word-of-mouth marketers to clearly disclose.

SOURCE: Los Angeles Times, March 9, 2007

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Time’s Joe Klein claimed GOP candidates with multiple marriages “live like liberals”

In a column titled “The Second Commandment Republicans” in the March 15 edition of Time, columnist Joe Klein asserted that former House Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-GA), former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani (R), Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), and former Massachusetts Gov.Mitt Romney (R) are “moderate candidates who live like liberals,” citing the fact that they “have had nine marriages among them: Giuliani three, Gingrich three, McCain two and Romney one” as his only evidence. The leading Democratic candidates for president — Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL), and former Sen. John Edwards (D-NC) — have each been married once.

Read more
 

http://mediamatters.org/items/dailyemail/200703190004?src=other

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U.S. attorney’s firing may be connected to CIA corruption probe

18 Mar 2007

Fired San Diego U.S. attorney Carol Lam notified the Justice Department that she intended to execute search warrants on a high-ranking CIA official as part of a corruption probe the day before a Justice Department official sent an e-mail that said Lam needed to be fired, U.S. Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) said Sunday.

Read more
http://www.realcities.com/mld/krwashington/news/nation/16931334.htm

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It’s STILL The Oil: Secret Condi Meeting on Oil Before Invasion By Greg Palast

18 Mar 2007

…[T]he war has caused a hell of a supply squeeze — and Big Oil just loves it. Oil today is $57 a barrel versus the $18 a barrel price under Bill “Love-Not-War” Clinton… But before we shed tears for Big Oil’s having to hand Halliburton its slice, let me note that the value of the reserves of the five biggest oil companies more than doubled during the war to $2.36 trillion… In other words, the war has gone exactly to plan — the Houston plan… Exxon-Mobil reported a record $10 billion profit last quarter, the largest of any corporation in history. Mission Accomplished.

Read more
http://www.gregpalast.com/its-still-the-oilsecret-condi-meeting-on-oil-before-invasion/

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There’s Always Money For War”

This week, the House is expected to vote on the proposed $100 billion military supplemental.

JARED BERNSTEIN, jbernstein@epinet.org,

http://epinet.org

Bernstein is senior economist with the Economic Policy Institute. In his most recent piece, “There’s Always Money For War,” he writes: “Okay, this is going to sound really naïve. It’s the kind of question you’d expect from an earnest, if not slightly annoying, 12-year-old, not from a hard-boiled wonk like yours truly. But why is it that our representatives can easily raise endless amounts of money for war, but can’t adequately fund human needs?”

http://www.tompaine.com/articles/2007/03/12/theres_always_money_for_war.php

Bernstein is author of the book “All Together Now: Common Sense for a Fair Economy.”

From: Institute for Public Accuracy

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Silence of the Lambs? Proof of US orchestration of Death Squads Killings in Iraq – A Cry to Raise Our Voices!

by Max Fuller

Global Research, March 14, 2007
GlobalResearch.ca

Testimony of Iraqi torture victim confirms the presence of US personnel at the infamous Jadiriyah bunker

Probably everyone remembers the discovery of the Jadiriyah detention facility in November 2005. US troops were reported to have uncovered the prison in their hunt for a missing person, only to discover some 170 detainees in horrific conditions, many of them clearly the victims of obscene tortures. Although it was admitted that the facility belonged to the interior ministry and that the detainees were held by a secretive interior ministry force known as the Special Investigations Unit, the story was quickly shuffled away as yet another example of the work of Shiite militiamen, in this instance, as was the vogue at that time, the Badr Brigade[i]. Myriad promises were forthcoming both from the US and Iraqi governments that investigations would be rapidly carried out and better supervision would in future be applied to Iraqi-run detention facilities (for instance the Iraqi government assured the world that a ministerial level investigation would rapidly be carried out, while US officials promised a legal team to go through the detainees’ files and a US embassy spokesman stated that Justice Department and FBI officers would provide technical assistance).

Of course, given the scale of the abuse (flayings, burnings, drillings etc) and the proximity of the perpetrators to the Iraqi government (by dint of working for the Interior Ministry as well as by any possible Badr-SCIRI links) and to the US occupation which had, after all, established them (as numerous reports have amply documented, eg Knight Ridder, 9 May 2005), such investigations were grossly less than what was urgently required – a full and public criminal investigation by independent international agencies. In the event, even these limited promises came to nothing, as the UN Human Rights Office in Iraq recently highlighted. What we have actually seen is neither investigation nor prosecutions, despite the fact that Jadiriyah lies at the heart of the state of fear that Iraq undeniably now is.

In October last year I had the privilege to interview one of the victims of that terrible abuse, the distinguished former Professor of Pedagogy at Baghdad University Tareq Samarree, who had been seized from his home in March 2005 by plain-clothed interior ministry personnel without charge. Professor Samarree, who provided a horrific first-hand account of the torture that he had suffered as well as details of others who had died and of the disappearance of his son within the Iraqi detention system, never had sight of any hint of judicial process nor any access to the outside world. What made Professor Samarree’s story most striking were the details of his release. Professor Samarree’s physical condition was so bad when the American soldiers discovered the facility that he, along with around a dozen other detainees, was instantly taken to a local hospital. Here, he and his companions remained without access to lawyers, journalists, officials or even a telephone. In fact, it quickly became clear that these victims of torture were to be returned to Iraqi detention. Professor Samarree, another of whose sons lives in the United States, was fortunate to be able to persuade an American solider to take pity on him and assist him and two of his companions to escape. The last words the soldier said to Professor Samarree were ‘Run, run. Don’t look back!’

Within days Professor Samarree had arranged for himself and his family to flee the country. He is now in Europe, where he is claiming political asylum.

Complete article at:
http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=20070314&articleId=5081

From: www.GlobalResearch.ca

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BUSH’S SHADOW ARMY

By Jeremy Scahill, The Nation

The Bush Administration is increasingly dependent on private security forces to do its dirty work, Jeremy Scahill reveals in his new book, Blackwater: The Rise of the World’s Most Powerful Mercenary Army.

At:
http://www.alternet.org/waroniraq/49307/

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HOW TRUE ARE THE CONFESSIONS OF A TERROR MASTERMIND? 

By Danny Schechter, MediaChannel.org

Just as a scandal in the Justice Department has the Bush Administration reeling, al Qaeda’s #3 operative has admitted to killing U.S. journalist Daniel Pearl. So, what can we believe?

At:
http://www.alternet.org/stories/49422/

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three to see

Mike Luckovich: the long confession
 

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Mike Keefe: Undermining the Troops
 

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Slowpoke: Heterophobic humor

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Tuesday March 20, 2007 – You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. – Norman Douglas, South Wind, 1917

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

Winning the war of ideas : assessing the effectiveness of public diplomacy

At:
http://www.strategicstudiesinstitute.army.mil/pubs/display-papers.cfm?q=527

Read Paper

http://www.strategicstudiesinstitute.army.mil/pdffiles/ksil527.pdf

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Broder claimed NY Times — which started a “conservative beat” in 2004 — is “not normally solicitous of Republicans’ feelings”

In his March 15 column, Washington Post columnist David S. Broder claimed that The New York Times is “not normally solicitous of Republicans’ feelings.” Broder made this claim in a column discussing a March 13 Times article titled “GOP Voters Voice Anxieties on Party’s Fate,” which Broder criticized for purportedly “sound[ing] like a death knell for the party that has held the White House for 26 of the past 38 years,” and relying on “thin” evidence to do so. But in claiming that the Times is “not normally solicitous of Republicans’ feelings,” Broder ignored a significant event in 2004, for which public editor Byron Calame has praised the Times: The paper actually launched a “conservative beat” in January of that year, which Calame praised in March 2006 for “spawn[ing] a greater awareness of conservative perspectives across the newsroom.”

Read more

http://mediamatters.org/items/dailyemail/200703150006?src=other

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Investors to press U.S. Congress on global warming

17 Mar 2007

Joining a rising corporate chorus itching to sink money into clean energy projects, big investors will press the U.S. Congress on Monday to pass laws attempting to tackle global warming. [Why don't the corpora-terrorists sink their own profits into tackling (their) global warming? Why are the US taxpayers funding corporate welfare?]

At:

http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/N17254457.htm

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U.S. wildlife agency cutting 565 jobs, closing refuges –More than 200 wildlife refuges will be unstaffed

16 Mar 2007

The U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service is eliminating hundreds of jobs, cutting back programs and closing some national wildlife refuges as it grapples with a $2.5 billion budget shortfall. [Fear not: there's no budget shortfall for Halliburton, KBR and Blackwater USA.]

At:

http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/45090.php

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EXXON MOBIL PARTNERSHIP PROVES COSTLY FOR STANFORD

http://www.prwatch.org/node/5843

“Exxon Mobil has teamed up with Stanford University to find breakthrough technologies that deliver more energy while reducing greenhouse gas emissions,” enthuses a TV commercial by the oil giant. Under Exxon Mobil’s partnership with Stanford, first announced in 2002, the university “will get up to $100 million from the company over 10 years to fund climate and energy research.” After seeing the ads, major Stanford donor Steve Bing “decided to rescind a promised $2.5 million donation to the school.” He is also “asking other major philanthropists to reconsider their promises to give to the Stanford cause,” and is pushing for “an end to the 4-year-old ad campaign.” Bing’s advisor on climate issues said, “Exxon Mobil is trying to greenwash itself, and it’s using Stanford as its brush.” A Stanford spokesperson countered, “We are proud of our work on seeking solutions to serious energy and environmental problems and our collaborations in these areas with a variety of private and non-profit organizations.” An earlier Exxon print ad, carrying the Stanford seal, “suggested that scientists were debating the cause of global warming.”

SOURCE: Mercury News (San Jose, CA), March 11, 2007

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Firemen douse Rudy’s image as 9/11 hero

Union bid to halt White House run undefined

Sarah Baxter, New York
March 18, 2007

FIRE battalion chief Jim Riches brought up his son to be one of New York’s “bravest”, like him. The young Jim followed his father into the New York fire department and died at the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001.

What followed turned his heartbroken father into a relentless opponent of Rudy Giuliani, then mayor of New York. With other families of 9/11 victims, Riches has vowed to torpedo Giuliani’s prospects of winning the White House by attacking his greatest source of strength, his reputation as a hero that day.

“We’re going to follow him around the country,” said Riches. “We want all of America to know he is not the man he says he is.”

Helped by the firefighters’ union, Riches and his friends are preparing to “swiftboat” Giuliani, borrowing the tactics of the Vietnam veterans, under the title Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, who pierced the Democratic nominee John Kerry’s seemingly armour-plated credentials as a decorated war hero during the 2004 presidential campaign.

Republican activists have expressed reservations about whether Giuliani is truly one of them on issues such as abortion, gun control and gay rights, but they have never doubted his extraordinary standing as “America’s mayor” on 9/11. Covered in dust, issuing calm bulletins and talking reverentially about the dead and missing, Giuliani was the epitome of leadership.

If the firefighters can dent his reputation, it could be devastating for Giuliani who led John McCain, his nearest rival for the 2008 Republican nomination, by 21 points last week.

Douglas Brinkley, a biographer of Kerry, said: “Pitting the two heroes of 9/11 – Giuliani and the firefighters – against each other will be the Swift Boat campaign all over again. Giuliani has marketed himself brilliantly as the leader of 9/11 but this will damage him. Most Americans respect the firemen more than they respect him.”

Several American news organisations are preparing exposés of the “untold story” of 9/11 after Giuliani’s dispute with the firefighters became embarrassingly public last week. He was the only leading presidential candidate not to appear at a Washington gathering of the International Association of Fire Fighters, which accused him of showing a “disgraceful lack of respect for the fallen” after the September 11 attacks.

Behind the union’s attack lies the grief and anger of families who believe their loved ones need not have died that day and their conviction that some bodies would never have been recovered had Giuliani had his way.

Complete article at:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article1530535.ece

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WHY ARE YOU PAYING KARL ROVE’S SALARY?

By Cenk Uygur

Cenk Uygur: Rove’s role in prosecutor-gate underscores the question of the US taxpayer funded political operative …

At:

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/49306/

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Senate Moves to Declassify CIA Report on 9/11

Press release: “U.S. Senate legislation to implement unfinished recommendations of the 9/11 commission includes a bipartisan amendment to declassify the Executive Summary of the CIA Inspector General’s Report on 9/11. The CIA report is the only major 9/11 government review that has not been made public, a fact that the Vice Chairman of the U.S. Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, Kit Bond (R-MO) and U.S. Senator Ron Wyden (D-OR), a senior member of the Intelligence Committee, have spent more than a year working to correct.”

At:

http://wyden.senate.gov/media/2007/03132007_CIA.htm

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Borowitz Report – March Madness Shocker

NCAA Renames March Madness ‘March Bipolar Disorder’

Under Pressure from National Institute of Mental Health

The National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) stunned the sports world today by announcing that its annual college basketball tournament, known to its fans as March Madness, will henceforth be known as March Bipolar Disorder.

The name-change, which both surprised and outraged devotees of the annual ritual, came after the National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) demanded that the NCAA drop the “Madness” tag.

While fans across the country argued that “March Bipolar Disorder” did not have the same ring to it, a spokesperson for the NIMH said today that the new name was “more clinically accurate.”

“Each year, the tournament produces extreme mood swings in both its players and its fans,” said spokesperson Carol Foyler. “In our view, those symptoms are consistent with bipolar disorder.”

Even as tournament purists complained that the NCAA had caved in to the medical community, sports marketing expert Colby Teague said that the name-change could open the door to new sponsorship opportunities from the manufacturers of bipolar disorder medications, such as Eli Lilly.

“I could see a scenario where next year it’s called the Zyprexa™ March Bipolar Disorder,” he said.

Among bipolar college basketball fans like Devon Trailor of Chapel Hill, NC, reaction to the controversial name-change was mixed: “I was very excited about the new name yesterday, but today I’m not.”

Elsewhere, Vice President Dick Cheney was treated for a blood clot in the leg, thus becoming the only person involved in the war in Iraq to receive decent medical care.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

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three to see

Mike Peters: cheney was right…he said they’d be greeting us with flowers

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Larry Wright: it’s time for “are you smarter than a bush president?”

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By Khalil: rats! we’re losing this war

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