# 9 of Top 10 Bizarre Biblical Tales
Eglon’s ignoble death
Found in: Judges 3:21-25
Ehud is the Bible’s sneakiest assassin (and also the only left-handed person mentioned in the Holy Book). He is on a mission to deliver a “message from God” to smarmy King Eglon. Ehud waltzes in to meet the gluttonous king, pulls out a sword and stabs Eglon in the stomach. At first he can’t get it in, but he pushes harder and eventually reaches his intestine. Eglon is so overweight, we learn, that his fat actually covers the hilt of the sword, pushing it further into his stomach until it’s not even visible. It’s at this point that Eglon loses control of his bowels and begins to defecate mercilessly all over his chamber. The King’s attendants eventually come back, but do not enter Eglon’s bed chamber, assuming he is relieving himself. After waiting “to the point of embarrassment”, his attendants burst in to find their king dead on the floor, covered in his own faecal matter. Meanwhile, Ehud had escaped to the town of Seriah.
The moral of this story? Who cares, but it’s damn cool.
From: http://listverse.com/bizarre/top-10-bizarre-biblical-tales/
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Churches Of Peace: As Jesus Lived And Taught
By Joe Parko
America’s churches could turn the world toward peace if every church lived and taught as Jesus lived and taught. As Christians we must ask ourselves–Are we really following in the footsteps of Jesus? Are we working for peace or are we promoting war?
http://tinyurl.com/2kmdek / www.opednews.com
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Byassee on the Creation Museum
11 Feb 2008
Finally, The Christian Century has published this lengthy report
http://www.christiancentury.org/article.lasso?id=4350 of a visit to the Creation Museum. It was written by Jason Byassee. Most of the article is a bemused and slightly cynical account of the exhibits you find at the museum. It was the last paragraph that really caught my eye, however:
Reconciling Christian claims about God, creation and humanity with the findings of Darwin and his successors is an important and daunting task, one that mainline theology has still not satisfactorily accomplished. AiG can hardly be faulted for attempting the task, though its effort is a spectacular failure.
Two excellent sentences. I recommend having a look at the whole thing.
From: EvolutionBlog
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God-heroes, Witches, and the Creator at CPAC
08 February 2008
A round-up of reporting from CPAC, the Conservative Political Action Conference at which John McCain sought the support of his party’s right flank yesterday: The conservative Human Events remains skeptical, http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=24889 arguing that McCain will hear but not “listen” to conservatives. Case in point? Same-sex marriage, which Mitt Romney, playing conservative to the end, denounced yesterday morning shortly before bowing out. McCain didn’t say a word about it. Nor, interestingly, did he invoke the religious langauge he’s used elsewhere to define what he’s said is the top issue of his campaign: the fight against the “transcendent evil” of “radical Islam.” There were four religion-references in his speech,
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-mccaintext8feb08,0,3163223.story?page=2
but they were more along the lines of an abstract civil religion, rights granted by our “creator” and an invocation of Ronald Reagan’s famous “shining city upon a hill” line. Maybe that was enough for those CPACers torn between their disdain for a candidate they perceive as secular and their reverence for the authority and order of, well, everything, including party politics. The moderate conservative Weekly Standard reports that journalists eager for controversy are keeping the dwindling anti-McCain forces on life support.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/014/708ohozu.asp
Mother Jones’ Jonathan Stein must be one of them — he spoke to what seems like a strong sample of attendees “heartbroken” over McCain’s victory over Romney, despite McCain’s almost fetishistic adoration of “the crowd’s god-hero, Ronald Reagan.”
http://www.motherjones.com/washington_dispatch/2008/02/mitt-waves-goodbye.html
Meanwhile, reports leftist blogger Leonard Pierce, Joseph Farah of WorldNetDaily used CPAC to rally conservatives against witchcraft.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=59488
Also yesterday: James Dobson endorses Huckabee.
http://www.citizenlink.org/CLtopstories/A000006474.cfm
More fundamentalist b-listers will follow suit.
http://www.therevealer.org/archives/today_002938.php
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Let There Be Light Crude
04 February 2008
Lest anyone accuse Paul Thomas Anderson of going over the top in his juxtaposition of God and oil in There Will Be Blood, Mother Jones features in its latest issue a story — non-fiction — about an evangelical oil hustle that bilks believers of their retirement funds with a plan to drill for oil in the Dead Sea, drain the Arab oil fields, provoke an attack on Israel, and set off Armageddon.The headquarters for this scheme features an oil well bursting out of a giant Bible. The article, by Mariah Blake, is sloppy in spots. “It is widely believed among evangelical Christians (and some Orthodox Jews),” she writes, “that Scripture foretells a massive oil find in the Holy Land.” Widely believed? Hardly. But with a history of God-for-oil schemes to tap, Blake doesn’t have to dig deep to hit black gold. This story’s a gusher of American weird religion creepy goodness!
http://www.motherjones.com/news/feature/2008/01/let-there-be-light-crude.html
From: http://www.therevealer.org/archives/timely_002934.php
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CHRISTIAN RIGHT’S EMERGING DEADLY WORLDVIEW: KILL MUSLIMS TO PURIFY THE EARTH
By Chris Hedges, Truthdig
Christian extremists are preaching a war against tolerance to target and persecute all Muslims, including the 6 million who live in the U.S.
http://www.alternet.org/rights/76686/
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CATHOLIC SCHOOL FIRES TEACHER FOR BEING SINGLE AND PREGNANT
By Richard Blair, The All Spin Zone
The Catholic Church would rather have a single mother become unemployed than either have an abortion or a job to provide for her child.
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/76943/
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“Border Disputes in the Christian Right” –
Sarah Posner reports on an increasingly revealing spat involving Huckabee, b-list televangelists, and elite fundamentalism.
http://www.therevealer.org/archives/timely_002946.php
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CHARLES BARKLEY SLAMS CONSERVATIVES: THEY’RE “FAKE CHRISTIANS”
By Adam Howard, AlterNet
Barkley also reiterated a claim he has made before regarding his intention to run for governor of Alabama.
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/77246/
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Americans United Deplores California Pastor’s Renewed ‘Death Prayer’ Campaign
February 15, 2008
IRS Target Wiley Drake Asks Followers To Engage In Imprecatory Prayers Against Americans United Staff Members
Controversial Southern Baptist Pastor Wiley Drake has again urged his followers to pray for the deaths of staff members at Americans United for Separation of Church and State.
Last August, Americans United filed a complaint with the Internal Revenue Service about Drake’s use of church letterhead and a church-based radio program to endorse presidential candidate Mike Huckabee. Federal tax law forbids tax-exempt groups from endorsing or opposing candidates for public office.
In a Feb. 5 letter, the IRS notified Drake that his First Southern Baptist Church of Buena Park is being investigated.
In response, Drake issued a Feb. 14 e-mail appeal to followers to engage in “imprecatory prayers” (curses) against Americans United and three of its staff members.
Said the Rev. Barry W. Lynn, Americans United executive director, “We deplore Pastor Drake’s reckless and repugnant antics. Introducing this kind of religious extremism into American life is reprehensible.
“We have asked the IRS to investigate what we believe to be Drake’s violation of federal tax law,” Lynn continued. “If Drake thinks he is innocent, he has more than adequate legal representation, and there is ample opportunity to make his case.
“Trying to turn God into some sort of heavenly hit man is repugnant,” Lynn concluded. “There is more than a whiff of the Taliban in this action”
Wrote Drake, “In light of the recent attack from the enemies of God I ask the children of God to go into action with Imprecatory Prayer. Especially against Americans United for Separation of Church and State…. Specifically target Joe Conn or Jeremy Learing [sic] and their leader Rev. Barry Lynn. They are those who lead the attack.”
Drake directed his followers to Psalms 109 (as well as Psalms 55, 58, 68, 69 and 83) for examples of imprecatory prayers.
Verses from those texts ask God to bring death and destruction to those targeted.
“Let his days be few; and let another take his office,” says one passage. “Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg.”
Another passage says, “Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell.”
Drake waged a similar campaign last year after Americans United filed its complaint against him with the IRS. Religious leaders from a wide variety of faiths repudiated the pastor’s tactic.
Drake is a prominent pastor in the Southern Baptist Convention, the nation’s largest Protestant denomination. He recently completed a term as second vice president of the group, its third highest post. He currently is running for president of the denomination, which became increasingly political after a fundamentalist takeover in the 1980s.
Americans United is a religious liberty watchdog group based in Washington, D.C. Founded in 1947, the organization educates Americans about the importance of church-state separation in safeguarding religious freedom.
Americans United for Separation of Church and State www.au.org
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Americans United Urges Florida Tax Commission To Reject Efforts To Weaken Religious Liberty
February 14, 2008
Church-State Watchdog Group Says Proposed Constitutional Amendments Would Allow For Public Funding Of Religion
Efforts to repeal a provision in the Florida Constitution that bars government funding of religious institutions should be rejected, says Americans United for Separation of Church and State.
The Florida Taxation and Budget Reform Commission is considering two proposed constitutional amendments that would allow Florida to use public funds to support religious schools and other faith-based ministries.
In a Feb. 14 letter to the commission , Merrill Shapiro, vice president of the Americans United Board of Trustees and rabbi of Temple Beth Shalom in Palm Coast, called for both proposals to be defeated.
Shapiro said the measures, if added to the Florida Constitution, “would nullify important religious liberty protections by allowing government to fund religious organizations and schools.”
The efforts to amend the Florida Constitution are being led by former members of Gov. Jeb Bush’s administration. Bush pushed a statewide private school voucher program during his terms in office. The Bush voucher proposal was found unconstitutional by state courts in 2005.
The Palm Beach Post reported that six of the Commission’s 25 voting members hail from the former governor’s staff, including Bush’s longtime education adviser. Two-thirds of the entire commission must approve the proposals before they can be placed on the November ballot.
One proposal would nullify the Florida Constitution’s Article IX, section 1, that requires Florida government to provide a free high-quality public education to all students and instead allow the State to contract with private education providers regardless of their religious affiliations.
Another proposal is aimed at undermining Article I, section 3, which provides, “No revenue of the state or any political subdivision or agency thereof shall ever be taken from the public treasury directly or indirectly in aid of any church, sect, or religious denomination or in aid of any sectarian institution.”
In his letter to Commission Chairman Allan Bense, Shapiro argued that repealing the Florida constitutional ban on public financing of religious institutions would put Florida “in the business of religion.”
“When awarding funding, the state government would be forced to pick and choose among different faiths, thus endorsing the particular beliefs of the recipient religious organizations over others,” said Shapiro, who is past president of the Greater Orlando Board of Rabbis and the Winter Park Council of Churches and Synagogues.
Shapiro urged the commission to reject the proposed constitutional amendment that allows the state to shirk its duty of providing quality education to all students by “handing off responsibility and funding for public education to private religious schools.”
“In order to fully protect religious freedom,” Shapiro insisted, “I strongly urge you to oppose the two proposals to amend the Florida Constitution. This most basic liberty is built on a foundation of the freedom to exercise one’s religion and the freedom from government funding of and interference with religion. Without one part of the foundation, religious freedom will falter.”
Americans United is a religious liberty watchdog group based in Washington, D.C. Founded in 1947, the organization educates Americans about the importance of church-state separation in safeguarding religious freedom.
Americans United for Separation of Church and State www.au.org
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Florida State School Board Should Reject Religious Right Effort To Weaken Science Standards, Says Americans United
February 12, 2008
Happy Darwin Day!
Constitution Forbids Introduction Of Religious Concepts Into Public School Curriculum, Church-State Watchdog Group Insists
Americans United for Separation of Church and State today urged the Florida State Board of Education to reject a Religious Right drive to weaken proposed new science standards.
The Board of Education is scheduled to vote Feb. 19 on “world-class” science standards that for the first time explicitly include evolution. Religious Right activists and their allies are intently lobbying the board to water down the standards in keeping with fundamentalist Christian theology.
Said the Rev. Barry W. Lynn, Americans United executive director, “Public schools must teach science, not religion, in biology classes. It’s up to parents, not government officials, to make decisions about religious training.
“School officials,” he added, “have a high responsibility to resist all efforts to make the curriculum conform to the tenets of one faith tradition. Florida children deserve the best science education possible, not religious concepts disguised as science.”
In a letter to School Board Chairman T. Willard Fair, Americans United said the Constitution requires a separation of church and state and that the courts have repeatedly forbidden teaching religion in science classes.
“The Board should not,” Americans United said, “risk the sound scientific education of Florida’s children or costly litigation that could result from adopting any standards that would include creationism or intelligent design…. Retreating from the proposed science standards to include religious ideas in science classes would ‘compromise the objectives of public education and the goal of a high-quality science education,’ negatively affecting Florida’s students.”
Americans United warned that students’ religious liberty rights are at stake.
“Any effort to introduce creationism in Florida’s public school science curriculum,” the AU letter insisted, “will harm the religious liberty rights of students and their families…. Parents, not schools, have the right to direct the religious upbringing of their children.
“Our nation is becoming more and more religiously diverse and Florida’s students and their families reflect this diversity. One specific religion’s view of the origins of life should not be taught to the exclusion of others.”
The Americans United letter was signed by AU State Legislative Counsel Dena S. Sher.
Americans United is a religious liberty watchdog group based in Washington, D.C. Founded in 1947, the organization educates Americans about the importance of church-state separation in safeguarding religious freedom.
Americans United for Separation of Church and State www.au.org
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Time won’t heal the Catholic Bishops’ sins … and more
GetReligion – Washington,DC,USA
Had he seen through the Bishop’s false rationale, he might have connected it with the US Bishops’ cover-up of priestly sex abuse. …
http://www.getreligion.org/?p=3165
Priest Sex Abuse
WJHG-TV – Panama City,FL,USA
A Bonifay couple has filed suit against the Catholic Church for failing to prevent their 15 year daughter from being abused by a priest. …
http://www.wjhg.com/news/headlines/15520187.html
Clergy sex abuse cited in lawsuit
Florida Times-Union – Jacksonville,FL,USA
Peake, 63, filed a lawsuit in Jacksonville Tuesday claiming that a late Catholic priest who taught him in 1954 sexually assaulted him repeatedly.
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http://www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/021308/met_246363153.shtml
Ex-priest faces 2nd sex case
Gary Post Tribune – Gary,IN,USA
The suit alleges the abuse began when the boy was 11 and continued into the boy’s late teens. Emerson first bonded with the boy in family settings,
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http://www.post-trib.com/news/795543,emerson.article
NYC priest accused of sex abuse
State police want to know whether anyone in the Capital Region was victimized by a 65-year-old priest who resigned as pastor of a Queens church late last year after allegations of sexual abuse involving boys.
Church Officials: Priest In Sex Abuse Case Is HIV Positive
FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) — Catholic church officials in Texas say a priest accused of sexually abusing children is HIV positive.
http://www.wlbz2.com/news/national/article.aspx?storyid=80805
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three thousand words
Reverend Fun: flowers?!? … (jacob addressing leah and rachel)
http://www.reverendfun.com/add_toon_info.php?date=20080211&language=en
Atheist Eve: bible toys we didn’t see this christmas
http://www.atheist-community.org/images/cartoon/msp168BHXmH249214m.jpg
Don Addis: … why did he make us so stupid?
http://ffrf.org/fttoday/2007/oct/images/addismysteriouswayscartoon.jpg