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Shop Amazon’s New Kindle Fire

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

 

Shop Amazon’s New Kindle Fire

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Shop Amazon’s Cyber Monday Week 11/27 – 12/3

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

 

Shop Amazon’s Cyber Monday Week

 

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Hockey Robotics – Your Leader in Hockey Stick Testing

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

 

Hockey Robotics

Hockey Robotics specializes in hockey stick design, performance and durability testing, through an advanced hockey stick testing robot capable of properly mimicking the professional hockey slap shot.

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Album: Vintage Christmas by David Ian (with Acacia)

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

 

Review

David Ian Vintage Christmas breathes new life into a set of familiar Christmas classics in relaxed, swinging arrangements that capture the spirit of the season and the spirit of jazz. In this beguiling blend of instrumental and vocal versions, the mood is intimate, the vibe is mellow, the sound warm and inviting.

While dozens of Christmas albums are released each year, the most evocative ones are often those made by jazz musicians. This should come as no surprise, since the emotional primacy in the best jazz music echoes the spirituality inherent in the best Christmas songs. Jazz and Yuletide music have a long and complementary history, from Chet Baker’s Have Yourself a Jazzy Little Christmas to Vince Guaraldi’s A Charlie Brown Christmas to Wynton Marsalis’ Crescent City Christmas Card.

Taking proud place in this music lineage is David Ian Vintage Christmas, which breathes new life into a set of familiar Christmas classics in relaxed, swinging arrangements that capture the spirit of the season while respecting the sanctity of the material. Rather than burying the songs under a wall of sound, Ian has opted for a small jazz combo that places the accent firmly on their melodic and lyrical content.

Tracks

  • 1. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (featuring Acacia)
  • 2. Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! (featuring Andre Miguel Mayo)
  • 3. Santa Claus is Coming to Town
  • 4. Christmas Waltz
  • 5. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing (featuring Acacia)
  • 6. The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) (featuring Acacia)
  • 7. Home for the Holidays
  • 8. Christmas Time With You (featuring Andre Miguel Mayo)
  • 9. I’ll Be Home For Christmas
  • 10. Silent Night
  • 11. Christmas Time With You (duet featuring Andre Miguel Mayo & Acacia)

 

Borowitz Report: Worst News Yet for Cain

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

 

November 29, 2011

Poll: 28% Think Cain Had Affair; 28% Don’t Think Cain Had Affair; 44% Having Affair with Cain Right Now

Millions of Exes Could Spell Trouble for Candidate

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) – In a new poll of likely GOP voters, 28% think Herman Cain had an extramarital affair, 28% do not think he had an affair, and 44% are having an affair with Herman Cain right now.

Of the voters currently having sex with Mr. Cain, 52% called the relationship “special,” 38% called it “inappropriate,” and 10% agreed with the statement “I know I am Herman’s soul mate and someday we’ll be together.”

According to Davis Logsdon, who conducted the poll for the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, the numbers could spell trouble for the former pizza executive: “There is no precedent for a successful White House run by a man with over ten million exes.”

In an interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer today, Mr. Cain seemed to brush off the latest development, saying, “Now you know why I got your name wrong, Blitz – I have a lot of names to keep straight in my head.”

Mr. Cain added, "My message to the American people remains the same, and that message is, ‘I told you not to call me here.’"
But later in the day Mr. Cain got a got a harsh scolding from Republican frontrunner Newt Gingrich: “If Herman is in fact having sex with millions of Americans, he needs to do the right thing and marry them.”

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Upcoming Events

December 03, 2011 at 07:30 PM

Rhinebeck, NY – Free Show!

Andy will do a FREE show and sign copies of his new book, The 50 Funniest American Writers. RSVP is required for this event. RSVP to rsvp@oblongbooks.com or call 845-876-0500.

Location:
Rhinebeck High School Auditorium, 45 North Park Rd., Rhinebeck, NY 12572
For tickets go to Oblong Books

February 28, 2012 at 07:30 PM

Los Angeles!

In his only scheduled West Coast show, Andy appears in conversation with Sarah Silverman.

Location:
Saban Theater, 8440 Wilshire Blvd, Beverly Hills, CA 90211
For tickets go to Borowitz in LA

April 03, 2012 at 06:00 PM

Mark Twain’s House!

Andy will perform a special show at the Mark Twain Boyhood Home and Museum in Hannibal, MO. Afterwards he’ll be signing copies of his new book, The 50 Funniest American Writers.

Location:
120 N. Main St., Hannibal, MO 63401
For tickets go to Andy Borowitz at Mark Twain’s House

 

three thousand words – Matt Bors: Valley Forge; Walt Handelsman: 999; Tom Tomorrow: Rugged individualists

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

 

Matt Bors
United Media
Nov 29, 2011

Cartoon by Walt Handelsman

 

Walt Handelsman: 999 (newsday.com)

Cartoon by Tom Tomorrow

 

Tom Tomorrow: Rugged individualists (dailykos.com)